jollygemma:

*tells friend good news* 

friend: “yeah but…” 

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myaliasisbones:

loveniaimani:

toots-toots:

Mom: Where you going 

Me:image

Mom:

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ACCURATE MOM RESPONSE 

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Anonymous:
ive seen you talk about going down on a girl being important on more than one occasion. can you explain why its so important? ive never gone down on a girl, but i don't see why i would

real-hiphophead:

cupsandcrates:

real-hiphophead:

#1, Little-known fact: Up to 75 percent of all women never reach orgasm from intercourse alone — that is, without the extra help of sex toys, hands or tongue. So your cock isn’t enough, no matter how big, or how good you are with it.

#2, Basically any woman will cum with the right movements of your tongue, and multiple times if you know what you’re doing.

#3, I don’t know where these kids got it twisted, but eating good pussy is a wonderful thing you should look forward to doing. Plus, why do you think getting head is cool, but giving it isn’t?

#4, Educate yourself. Read a book, or some tips online, so you do that shit the right way.

Now go, Young Jedi

The Gif and the Jedi bit just add extra elements of joy to this post.

Education and entertainment in one :)

choassdine:

When you see a new picture of a person you are attracted to

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cockfabric:

when you walk into class late as soon as the teacher is calling your name for attendance

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